Me- Honey, did you take my gum?
Me- Did you or not? Where is it?
Jack- I needed some gum.
Me- WHAT??? Why didn't you take like 2 pieces?
Jack- I don't know. I needed some gum.
Me- DON'T TAKE THINGS OUT OF MY PURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me- That was my last pack. What am I supposed to do now?
Jack- I don't know honey. I'm sorry.
Me- When you get home please bring the remainder of my pack of gum into the house.
Poor Jack. He really is going to be a Saint one day. Here is what he came home w/. What a patient and caring husband I have. Thanks so much love. Sorry, I am so nuts.